Friday, November 3, 2017

If You Can Afford Starbucks, You Can Totally Buy A $1,000 iPhone

Look you cheap sons-o-bitches, if you can afford Starbucks every day, you can afford a new iPhone X. This, according to a totally out of touch the troof. Time to decide which is more important. 😕

Cupertino, California —November 2, 2017 — Apple today announced financial results for its fiscal 2017 fourth quarter ended September 30, 2017. The Company posted quarterly revenue of $52.6 billion, an increase of 12 percent from the year-ago quarter, and quarterly earnings per diluted share of $2.07, up 24 percent. International sales accounted for 62 percent of the quarter’s revenue.