Tuesday, October 10, 2017

Google NOT Buying Apple For $9 Billion

It was the result of a "stream of test data." Yeah...I'm buying that.

“In a surprise move to anyone who is alive, Google said it’s going to buy Apple for $9 billion,” read a report by Josee Rose. “Google Chief Executive Larry Page had secret talks with the now-deceased Steve Jobs in 2010 to firm up the deal... Obviously Google will move into Apple’s fancy headquarters. Google employees said, ‘Yay’”