Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Why Women Want To Have Sex With Garrus

You know what we all need? We need some DUDE to tell us why women playing Mass Effect want to have sex with Garrus. I mean, I knew the author of this article was a complete babe magnet when he said he "boned" Ashley and Miranda. Seriously?!? Wow.

My Mass Effect playthrough was the most straight-laced, male heterosexual journey you could imagine. I boned Ashley, despite her space-alt-right leanings. Then I boned Miranda, because I mean, I’m only human. Garrus was just my mechanic. The guy stuck at the bottom of my ship fixing shit. But then I discovered something. Women dig Garrus. Like they really dig Garrus. Despite being a bird-insect-alien with mandibles, women really want to bone the ever-loving heck out of Garrus.