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09.29.05:  -Steve
I am getting my hands on more Best Buy gift certificates for my next giveaway. I am shooting for ten gift cards for $50 or more so that we can give out as many as possible. I will open this one soon, stay tuned. 


09.25.05:  -Steve
I want to tell you a personal story about Hurricane Katrina. Jeffery Simmons, a long time Hypothermia reader, sent me an e-mail with these pictures:

I think the before and after of my living room say it all. Didn't even include a pic of my newly built/just destroyed pc. It's just a thing that can be replaced. I'd give away the few belongings we have left to have Badger back. He's had health problems since he was born. He grew out of a chest deformity he had when we adopted him from the vet in 2003, but it left him with diminished lung capacity. He almost died of pneumonia earlier this year while I was TDY. He was at the vet's two weeks and in oxygen for three days and barely survived. It was worth the money for the three months it gave us before he died in my arms on 30 August, there were no vets to take him to. Didn't imagine we'd get 7 feet of saltwater being over 120 miles from the eye wall, 2 miles inland, at 12 feet elevation. The water had just peaked, and the winds just picked up to cat 3 gusts in the during pic. Took them from the hole where the vent fan used to be before I beat it out to have an escape route as I didn't know where the water would stop rising at the time.

Now that you have read the story, the obvious assumption would be that Jeffery would be a recipient of the Katrina donation drive...he lost everything...even his beloved dog Badger. But Jeffery was a CONTRIBUTOR to the donation drive even though he was a victim of the hurricane, he lost everything, he still did what he could to help his fellow man. I am extremely proud to know that I share the planet with people like Jeffery. I know there are a lot of you who get upset about ungrateful "entertainers" using the disaster to take political pot shots, but for every 1 of them, there is a Jeffery Simmons to keep the world in balance.  


09.22.05:  -Steve
I've had a few people ask me about prizes..."when will they receive them...what did they win...etc." All the prize winners names and information have been forwarded to the companies who are providing the prizes. I personally do not mail the prizes out so I do not know when you will get them, some companies might be faster than others at getting the items shipped out etc. etc. but everyone who has been contacted by me will receive their prize, I guarantee it. So relax, your prize is on the way, it just takes a little time to coordinate all the prizes with all the winners through all the companies.  


09.20.05:  -Steve
I have some really cool giveaway action coming for you guys, stay tuned! 


Cool Stuff:  -Steve
If you are a car buff, pick up this months edition of Car Craft Magazine and check out my car on page 14. Having your car in a national magazine sure is a lot better than the "Steve Lynch died..." story below. 

    


Freaky:  -Steve
I forgot to tell you guys about this one. The other day, out of the blue, I start getting phone calls and flowers all day mixed with frantic family members freaking out because the local newspaper is running a headline that says:

Steven Lynch died of Hypothermia 

Not only is that freaky, it is somewhat funny (Get it? Steve Lynch dies of Hypothermia...my website is Hypothermia...) but if anyone had read further than the headline they would realize I am not 54, and I'm not from Cody, Wyoming. Still, that is a bad way to start your week. 


09.09.05:  -Steve
All of our CompUSA $100 gift certificates have been claimed and will be sent out today. Congrats to all of our winners! Stay tuned, we'll have more cool stiff for you guys very soon. 


09.07.05:  -Steve
I normally never talk about politics, but I find it disgusting that politicians have the time to call a press conference (
while people are dying) to criticize the President and people that are helping but they can't find time to help victims of the disaster themselves. Take a looong look at the scumbag politicians you see on TV and ask yourself...what has THAT person done to HELP the children without food, shelter...many who have lost everything, even their family. It breaks my heart that a 6 year old boy had to lead 6 other babies to safety while politicians continue to do nothing but complain.


09.06.05:  -Steve
Congrats to all of our winners! While I wish I could come up with prizes for every single person that entered, I am doing my best to make sure our giveaways give back as much as we can to as many people as possible. If you see your name below and haven't received an e-mail from me, please contact me:

Jordan Huval, Taylor Brown, Jenny Colby, Geoff Kramer, Dan Price, Edward Wu, Kellen Hyatt, Courtney Grey, Justin Larue, Kevin S Carpenter, James Kuehn, Mike Partridge, Patrick Scherberger, Jason Obaob, Mike Hughes, Kevin Dunleavy, SirLagsalot Productions, Aaron Shuman, Vernon Nye, Pete Wiegel, Michael Forrest.


09.05.05:  -Steve
It just so happens that I managed to get my hands on a bunch 8 x 10 Asia Carrera pictures (
that will be autographed personally to the winners) and some other goodies for you guys that participated in the donation drive. This means that your odds of snagging something cool just went up. I'll be notifying the winners of the 8 x 10 pictures over the next day. As always, a huge "Thank You" to our friend Asia for just being her and an even bigger thanks to all of you who participated...you guys rock. 


09.04.05:  -Steve
Notifications have been sent out to the winners of our donation drive drawing, please check your inbox! I want to thank everyone for an utterly astounding effort on your part. 1000 spots in just 9 hours...break that down into minutes and that number is even more astounding.


09.02.05:  -Steve

DONATION DRIVE IS NOW OPEN!!!


Donation Drive Early Bird:  -Steve
We will officially open the next donation drive on Friday Sept. 2nd. I know some of you can't wait until then (
for various reasons) so feel free to make a $5 donation and win a SFF computer, 6800GT or Limited Edition Penny Arcade CTS Cel for your efforts. There is no real benefit to "getting in early" because the number of entries is set at 1000, this just insures your entry makes it in before I close the drive.


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