The PULSE on Quake     

I'd like to Thank Pulse for taking the time out to answer a few questions for us here at Hypothermia. "Quick. . . check my pulse, I think I got Hypothermia! ! ! ! " hehehe, I couldn't pass that up. . . . .  On with the interview. . .

Before and After

1.) How'd you get started in the WebMastering Game and/or who was your inspiration.

Well Steve, can I call you Steve? I got started a few years back after spending a LOT of time trying to figure out what the heck I had to do to play Quakeworld on-line. That was a totally frustrating experience as Quake was not as loser friendly for multiplayer as some games.

Then I got the idea that I should put up a web site to help other total morons like myself. So out comes Front page Express and a few minutes later I am a webmaster. It was easy. (actually the site was totally horrible, but I felt like doing it. So there.

2.) What's the most outrageous thing you ever did ON your site.

Two things; first I once had this long_to_load java script first page complete with a Quake symbol over water along with a totally JS menu. Secondly I once flamed a program that didn't uninstall properly and removed some stuff out of my Quake folder, only to find out that it was my fault for what had happened. I felt 5 feet tall after that...wait a minute, I AM about that tall :)

3.) People you admire in the industry. ( please limit your answer to 2 people and EXCLUDE

me, thats a given. . )

John Romero for not throwing himself out of a building for being the butt of just about any joke on the net, and anyone that sends me money.

4.) What's the most annoying thing to deal with as a WebStud.

WebStud? Why thank you.

5.) Does your nick-name "Pulse" get you the hotties. . . . or is that where you got the nick??

lets clear this up. It is pronounced "Pulse!" (clipped short) Not poolse. I hate when people call me that. I am married so I can't have hotties anymore.

6.) Tips you can give Web-Jedi in training

Don't use Front Page Express. Learn the code or steal it off a cool page and change it to your liking. it is the only way to learn.

7.) Drink of Choice

Coffee-black and strong. The occasional brew as long as it is cold.

8.) Tunes of Choice

Stevie Ray Vaughan/smoking blues numbers. Old rock.

9.) Babe of Choice

Skully from the X-files.

10.) The real answer to no. #9 for the guys who had to say their wives or girlfriends.

My wife Deb is THE best girl in the world. She puts up will all my stuff I do which is normal men's stuff. I always thought women went to some kind of "make men misreable" school when they were young, but I think deb skipped that class.

and the bonus question

If you saw SuperGirl in an alley. . . . would you schmooze her with the awesome charm, or throw down with her right there in a wicked 1 on 1 ( DeathMatch. . . of course!!). . . use as many words as needed to describe this. . . and don't leave anything out. . . .

I would run away screaming like a girl!

Hehehe, I told Pulse there'd be a loaded question in his interview. . . . little did he know, I have just interviewed THE Super Girl just before him. . . . and well, he better start running. I think she's gonna wait for you at recess. . . . . now your in trouble!!

Thanks again for being a good sport, and just to let everyone know. . . If you need QuakeHelp

Now you know where to get it. . . .