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Massive Bitch
I actually cornered the
Massive One for a little Q & A session. The answers you are about to
read must be destroyed within 60 seconds of reading them. . . . . or YOU
will burst into flames, the interview itself will remain intact. . . . .
lying in wait for the next reader. You have been warned, this is your
mission:
1.) How'd you get started in the
WebMastering Game and/or who was your inspiration.
Started? It was a virus… I control it now. 654321switch123456
2.) What's the most outrageous thing
you ever did ON your site.
I posted a small icon of my own penis as the main
button and it was humping the bunk button for about 2 seconds… it was
one hell of a rush.
3.) People you admire in the industry.
( please limit your answer to 2 people and EXCLUDE me, thats a given. . )
Tom Hanks… hmmm..
and Meg Ryan…. She’s so darling
4.) What's the most annoying thing to
deal with as a Massive Bitch. (hehe, couldn't resist)
masses
5.) How in the Hell did you get a nick
name Like Massive Bitch??
Quake on the network at
college. Called me a bitch for killing them when I played. I put massive
in front because then I was Massive bitch… sounded tougher… besides it
was nicer than cancer or vd & they were already playing. I got
suspended for playing on the network - seneca rules!!!
6.) Tips you can give Web-Jedi in
training
Trust your feelings.
If you’re not afraid -
you will be.
Pack a good lunch
because it’s cheaper & eat your fucking vegetables.
7.) Drink of Choice
water
8.) Tunes of Choice
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9.) Vehicle of Choice
TTC (public transit)
10.)Hobby. . . non-computer related ( I
have to know what you do for fun! ! ! !)
In the summer I like to rollerblade. Toronto is
quite hilly north to south and south to north. In the winter I use my
bicycle. It tends to get better traction in our infrequent snowfalls.
[boisterous laugh]
and the bonus question
Your at a self-help seminar, and you
notice the girl sitting in front of you has dropped her hair brush, when
you reach down to get it for her. . . . you realize the HER is really John
Romero. . . NOW WHAT. . .
I sit back like nothing
ever happened and wonder to myself "who is John Romero? And why does
his name suddenly pop into my head when I should have been thinking
brush… damn I wish these help-seminars served alcohol - for the love of
god - just one drink! Please… just one! Quake? Romero - Quake? …..
good lord - where can I get a drink in this damn building?"
Thank you again, O' Massive
Bitch. God. . . . I just love saying that, Massive Bitch. Massive Bitch.
Massive Bitch. I urge all of you to head over to Polycount and see what
the have to offer. Massive Bitch and r13 are doing a hell of a job making
sure model makers have a home. You can brows the models they've reviewed
then download till your hearts content.
**click me** **click
me**
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