Honestly, I wouldn't normally link a Car Wash Simulator announcement like this had it not been for Blue's News' awesome "Working at the car wash blues" reference (us old folk gotta stick together 👴). This quote from the developer killed me:
Earn your money honestly, or accept shady deals for larger sums. It may be worth the risk, but remember to be thorough, because the local authorities might want to drop by for an unexpected visit.
