Monday, March 19, 2018

These Guys Measured Luigi's Dick...I'm Not Kidding

By now, everyone knows that ANYTHING you click on in the Gizmodo realm (anything ex-Gawker) is going to be clickbait but...even for them...this is riDICKulous. Just in case you are wondering, I didn't include a link to this crap on purpose. Penis envy on the part of the author?!?!?! 

The screenshot up top is still available, however, and still absolutely suggests a 3.7-inch (or so) penis. Could there be a coverup at work? Will they modify the model in light of this sensation? Find out what happened to Luigi’s dick when Mario Tennis Aces arrives June 22.