Monday, July 17, 2017

WiFi Users Agree To Clean Portable Toilets

Remember that episode of South Park called the humancentipad where Steve Jobs kept screaming "why won't they READ!" Yeah, that kind of applies here.  

The user may be required, at Purple’s discretion, to carry out 1,000 hours of community service. This may include the following:

  • Cleansing local parks of animal waste 
  • Providing hugs to stray cats and dogs 
  • Manually relieving sewer blockages 
  • Cleaning portable lavatories at local festivals and events 
  • Painting snail shells to brighten up their existence 
  • Scraping chewing gum off the streets