Saturday, April 29, 2017

This Is What's Wrong With The Internet / World Today

Really? Really? Beauty and the Beast 2, a children's movie, should be about Belle getting guillotined in the French revolution? If you want to know what is wrong with the world today...this is a perfect example.

Gaston realized the nobility, namely Prince Beast, had crushed his ambitions and stolen the woman he loved, so he is out to save the people from a tyrant who inherited his title and beast-like monstrosity from his horrible king father. And the people love him for it. Gaston and his crew swarm the castle, accompanied by a sentient Mme. La Guillotine (because even that peasant enchantress realizes that the aristocracy is fucking useless by this point.), and Prince Beast and Princess Belle lose their heads... becoming the first victims of the French Revolution.